I’ll see you in Court! (it’s okay I’m on Jury Duty)

Often I forget that there are uniforms that do border on the obscure.  I’ve been in court recently (I took a Monopoly board in with me and gave out Community Chest cards) and was quite surprised to see robes, neckties and wigs used as part of the proceedings by the officers of the court.

My previous experience of court has unfortunately been a steady diet of LA Law starring Corben Bernsen (who once swapped a part in his film with the red paperclip guy).  All the lawyers wore cheap shiny suits and the only robe was on the judge.

What I found slightly more distressing here is that no hats are allowed without the permission of the Judge! Really?  But you wear a wig!

A practice that is reflected in it’s tradition, it’s still a little unnerving to talk to a man in a wig who is taking the wearing of the wig very very seriously.  At our recent Hats and Wigs party I remember being told by a young skinhead that the headwear made people feel invisible; either it was ignored or they were.  In court you don’t ignore the wig, you have to accept that it’s part of their uniform.

I can’t think of any other profession that requires a wig for it’s daily grind (except for strippers in some parts of the USA who have to wear a mirkin to avoid indecency laws) – can you?

Facing the Judge

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Bring Santacon 2009

Woohoo! Our favourite un-organised Santa Claus Convention is happening very soon. This makes us happy, especially when we think of all the mince pies, mulled wine and sprouts that are part of the course.

Saturday 12th September, Central London:

Santa meets at 12 midday at the Ice Wharf weatherspoons in Camden

We’re not going to the early bird screening of Fred Claus, but if you want to go, it’s for the early bird film Santas meet at 10.30am at Prince Charles Cinema, Leicester Square.

Expect at least one tube ride, so make sure you have a zone 1-2 travelcard for the day.

For the latest on whats happening during the days and updates to the start times – visit http://www.santacon.co.uk

There’s three after-parties, the two we are going to are listed at the bottom of the page.

Many people ask what is Santacon? More people should be saying, ‘can I join Santacon?’.

Yes you can, it’s very easy! So easy in fact Bring Stuff has started a Santa Grotto this year with a few fun things for santa to do (with the main groups) before the big parties in the evening.

Join the Bring Stuff group here (yep, on good ole Facebook) and the details will hit you next weekend. Join us, to do so you only have to bring Santa with you!

Facebook event page –>
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=193556314899

You should be now wanting the details, here they are:

1) Get a santa suit.

These sweet babies can be gotten from any pound shop – and depending on how you look at it, the more you spend the less likely you are to break it.

2) If you want to be a fancy santa, theme your Santa suit and name yourself. Like Disco Santa, Gay Santa or Santa’s little Helper…

3) Find chrismassy items to adorn your costume

Anything red and white tends to work, but if you’re theming yourself, adding nick-nacks will make people want to have their photo taken with you!

4) Prepare little gifts to give to people. These can be santa hug vouchers, sweets or chestnuts.

5) Saturday 12th December, head into Central London and follow the red and white wave!

Woolworths used to be a good bet for Christmas stuff, but these days pound shops also have an unusualy good range of knick-knacks. I found myself a santa-themed bottle holder that fitted my Port quite nicely.

Every year, the Santa elders proclaim a lot of love for our little friends the Elves. Most years, the Elves get picked on with chanting and sprout throwing. It’s your choice to Elf it up, you’ll be welcomed by us, but I don’t fancy your chances on the mean streets of London. Also best to avoid dressing as a tree, they often get mistaken for Elves.

Afterparties

These are the two we’re going to:

THERE ARE NO COMBINED TICKETS.

1. Santa Central at The Waterfront 6pm until 4am – £4.50p
The Waterfront Bar, 2nd Floor, Macadam Building, Surrey Street, WC2R 2NS.
It is just south of Aldwych. Cheap food, hot drinks, student priced bar and lots of seating for tired santae. It will be Santa only, and decorated for us.
http://www.kclsutickets.com/eventinfo/64/Santacon-2009-After-Party-The-Waterfront

3. AfterSkool Club at Tutu’s, 11pm – 4am – £5
(4th Floor, Macadam Building, Surrey St , WC2R 2NS Club only
Disco and loud music, discounted entrance for Santa and available by booking here:
http://www.kclsutickets.com/eventinfo/63/Santacon-2009-After-Party-After-Skool-Klub

Any spare tickets for all the above will be sold on the door, but I really would not suggest that you get your hopes up as the daytime numbers far exceed the capacity of all the above put together. Venues security reserve the right of admission. blah blah usual stuff.

Bring Stuff :
Bring Santacon 2009
When
Saturday, December 12, 2009
1:00pm - 18+
Where
Central London (map)
London

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Ten ways to tell you’re becoming a pirate

10. Agree that the Somalians have totally got it wrong – since when do you need more then a rusty sword and a cannon to hijack boats?

09. Your wardrobe contains lot’s of stripy clothes but no berets, strings of onions or French flags.

08. Downloading files from the Internet only seems like fun, when you’re drinking Rum.

07. You start to hate Ninjas for no other reason then they fight in pyjamas.

06. You’ve had Facebook in Pirate language since last year and still find it humorous that ‘Friends’ is ’shipmates’.

05. Slapping your thigh is more acceptable then clapping to show appreciation.

04. Holidays to sunny climes are often planned around pillaging.. erm visiting Rum distilleries.

03. In casual conversation you can mention at least two famous female pirates.

02. An area of your bathroom is affectionally known as the Poop Deck.

01. Your parrot speaks better English then you does, arrr.

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Has someone told you about hats and wigs?

I met a rather nice chap at the Londonists’s recent gallery exhibition for Slow Exposure in London; his name is Mario.

Being a fellow Mediterraneanite, we had a lot to talk about, but then the conversation swam to photographs and thats when it became very interesting.

Mario runs a website called Someone Once Told Me, where he takes a black and white photo of you holding up a sign that has something that someone has once told you. It can be rumour, truth, anacronism or even pithy – as long as someone has once told it to you. you can even send them into him, he doesn’t mind.

Mario came along to the joint Team Nice Hats and Wigs party last weekend and armed with his usual tools in trade, he snapped quite a few people with his placard. I have yet to see the results, but I expect they will be appearing on his website shortly, or you could have a look here and wait patiently:

http://www.someoneoncetoldme.com

… or if you want to follow him on Twitter, you could follow him here @marioSOTM

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Bring Pirates 2009

In honour of International Talk Like a Pirate day on Saturday 19th September, we are hosting an International Dress Like a Pirate day. Come dressed as a Pirate and bring other pirates, tis time ter be Pirating up the landlubbars!

The Tattershall Castle pub is free to get on board and the main bars close at 11pm.

If you want to come to other fancy dress parties, join the group here:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2346332779

International Talk Like a Pirate day:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

If you need some perspective on what a Pirate is:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pirates

Remember, dressing as a Pirate also helps combat Global Warming:
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif

How to Talk Like a Pirate:
http://www.yarr.org.uk/

Piratey Jokes:
http://www.piratejokes.net/

Costumes should be pirate based, with good pirates, hairy pirates or better yet sexeh pirates. The Tattershall Castle is a floating pub with five bars, nightclub and yer basic pirate food; fish and chips. The perfect place for Pirating London! With indoor and outdoor refreshments whether it’s a choppy garn or a milkpond, they sell Rum so who cares.

With dubloons to be found, advanced Pirating classes (including pronounciation and Pirating history) and sea shanties to be sung, it’s going to be great grand! No promises though, we be lazy pirates!

Closest tube is Embankment, exit onto the Thames and head right under the Hungerford Bridge. The Tattershall Castle is the SECOND floating pub after the bridge.

Google map Link:
http://tinyurl.com/2xk5bw

And if you like to know some History:
http://www.theheritagetrail.co.uk/maritime/ps%20tattershall%20castle.htm

Weather reports:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/

Bring Stuff :
Bring Pirates 2009
When
Saturday, September 19, 2009
7:00pm - 21+
Where
Tattershall Castle (map)
Embankment, SW1A 2HR
London

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